..the “back” button on my cell phone.

Never text absentmindedly.

I can text better than anyone when I’m drinking. As a matter of fact, my ability to text while drinking seems to increase exponentially with the amount I drink (similar to my ability to dance, play darts, and shoot pool).

Yet I attempt to text sober today and almost send a message to the completely wrong person.

Lesson learned: when texting one person about someone else, don’t send the text to the person you are talking about.

God bless the “back” button which saved me at the very last second