- People who don’t wait in line for the escalator in the subway station and blatantly “merge” in front of you
- People who speak loudly on their cell phones – especially in the gym and on the subway
- These ads. How creepy is this guy?!
- Commercials for The General auto insurance – especially the one where the woman whines “And bring me cheese puffs!”
- People who begin phone calls with, “You’re probably not the right person to talk to … but …” Then why did you choose me?
- “Soldier of Love” by Sade – “I’ve lost the use of my heart but I’m still alive”
- The guy outside of BOOM Fitness, a gym by my office. If you see me walking by you in gym clothes, no, I probably don’t want a membership to your gym. And yelling “Try BOOM Fitness for $19 a month!” every time I walk by doesn’t help, either.
- The “Do you have a moment for (fill in the blank – animal rights, gay rights, etc.)?” people on the sidewalk who hijack you during lunch. Yes, I do. But not for you.
- People who “red flag” every e-mail they send on Outlook. Ever hear of the boy who cried wolf? I sincerely doubt every one of your communications is URGENT.
- People who type e-mails in Comic Sans
- People who do not know the difference between your/you’re, affect effect, there/they’re/their. Especially those who are older than seven years old.
- People who chew gum audibly.
- People who play their music so loud on their headphones, that you wonder why they even bother. Next time, bring your speakers on the subway. Thanks.
- People who order complicated drinks in Starbucks – “Yes, I’d like a venti, extra hot, no foam, soy, sugar-free vanilla latte.”
- Married people who have one Facebook account, called something like “Maryand Jim Jones”
- People who post Facebook updates with graphic details involving their child’s toilet training or their pregnancy. I am all for kids and babies. I even think those photos of your stomach are kind of cute. But no, I don’t want to know that you’re dilated.
To be continued … happy Friday!